funniest tiktok exchange of all time
every day of my life i scream and cry and throw up bc i dont have this jumper
[ID: a photo of 19 birds in silhouette sitting on 4 telephone wires. Two of these birds are leaning into each other and backlit by the moon so that it looks like there’s a circle of light encapsulating them. /end ID]
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
you guuys hear about the guy with 5 peepnises
what about him
his pants fit him like a glove
discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves
I love all of these
Alice Brasser (Dutch, b. 1965, Alkmaar, Netherlands) - Swim, 2022, Paintings: Oil on Perspex on Wood
The car is being repossessed
they’re trying to stop that from happening I think
(trying to cheer you up) theres actually several castes of losers even below you. you cant fathom their misery
I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can’t open any other apps on your phone until you’ve seen at least 600 posts for the day.





















